The Tears of Chuck Norris

According to an article on Reuters.com, Chuck Norris has finally had enough.

The Texas Ranger sued publisher Penguin and www.truthaboutchuck.com for basically, publishing libel about his person. 

Everyone knows the "Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits," and the other imaginary facts about him on the internet. 

But, since he finally snapped, there may be no more poking fun at the martial art movie star. 

Apparently, the mythical fact about Chuck Norris' tears curing cancer was the last straw; Chuck Norris does not cry, he sues.